As a mother ...

 I am a : 

• tissue distributor
• dirty sock from the floor pick-up service
• cookies purchaser
• table clean-up service
• hugger
• homework planning reviewer
• weather predictor so family members are appropriately dressed
• turning tv-volume downer
• a babysit calendar manager
• Duolingo streak protector
• alarm clock on school days 
• delayed tv watcher of my favourite programs
• a predictor where the lost items have last been seen
• ...