Why parent's get nothing done

This is circling on FB at the moment and it's hilarious (to young parents) as it is so recognisable and true.

• Climbing in the dishwasher and unloading the cutlery while I'm loading or grabbing breakable dishes : check
• Turning box with toys upside down as soon as we try to clean them up: check
• Making a food mess and creating new hairstyles with banana & potatoes as starch : check
• Placing hands in every possible mirror, preferably toothpaste saliva creamed hands, especially when it just got cleaned again: check
• Taking things out of the garbage if he sees us throwing something in: check
• Swimming through the dust if you've are sweeping the floor: check
• Closing the fridge in between 2 items that you are taking out...but standing in the open fridge door that you are trying to close : check 
• Running off with the socks that you are trying to pair again after laundry : check
• Running off with your keys when you have to leave in a rush: check
• Stretching out on toes and taking the cutlery that you've just put on the table before dinner: check
• ....