- I am very excited to put on some of my newly bought clothes.
- I notice that my new pants still have the tags on.
- I think 'I'll put them on now and when I go downstairs to the kitchen I'll cut them of with some scissors'
- I put them on
- I go downstairs
- I leave the house and go to work
ok...where did I go wrong again? Thank God I was wearing a long tunique so I didn't make an eternal fool of myself.