No Record
Dear accreditors of the Guinness Book of Records,
I recently started fearing that my car could get nominated for the world record of 'dirtiest car'. I must in all honestly admit that I have neglected the task of washing the car in the last months.
I wanted to inform your administrators that I have taken action today and have visited a car wash. When you are planning your future agenda and send out your accreditors to control some world records, you do not longer need to come by to check out my car. I can confirm with some pride that it no longer deserves a nomination in the category of 'dirtiest car' .
Yours sincerely,
Goofball
I recently started fearing that my car could get nominated for the world record of 'dirtiest car'. I must in all honestly admit that I have neglected the task of washing the car in the last months.
I wanted to inform your administrators that I have taken action today and have visited a car wash. When you are planning your future agenda and send out your accreditors to control some world records, you do not longer need to come by to check out my car. I can confirm with some pride that it no longer deserves a nomination in the category of 'dirtiest car' .
Yours sincerely,
Goofball
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Very funny goofball! Very funny.
Thank you for informing us about the removal of your car from our control list. As it was in our plans to make our official surprise accreditation visit sometime in the coming 2 weeks, we are grateful that we are spared the unnecessary trip. This does give us the chance to check on "surly neighbor living in France" who has now moved up the list.
By the way, can you confirm if your under-the-stairs closet is still in the running for "Most disorganization in the smallest available space" category?
Sincere Regards
Guiness B.o.R. Accreditor Committee
That's gotta be a record for something!
So, what is your next attempt going to be?
@FA: you are so hilarious. Dang, do you have hidden camera's in my basement :p? I think you need to come and make an accreditation visit :) to double check.
@Jen in MI: a colleague just told this story this morning. His car was suffering for weeks that its alarm just went off arbitrarily when the car was locked. They searched and searched until it was discovered that some cables had been nibbled on presumably by mice or rats, giving weird effects. So better be carefull with mice running into the engine!